SH*TSHOW - Chris Tomaino!

28 DAYS TO GO! For our first blog post this year, it’s Chris Tomaino! Chris is a life-long cherry picker, a CP alumni since year one. He’s been an actor, writer, reading committee member, and long time raffle host! Here’s how he responded to our questions:

In your opinion, what’s the biggest sh*tshow of 2023? 

I just think the whole world is a s*** show right now. It's extremely difficult to pinpoint one thing. I'd make a list but we're trying to keep these short!

What’s your favorite mess to make?

I'd love to cook, so I love to make a mess in the kitchen

Can you describe a time when you were left to clean up someone else’s mess?

Honestly, I think I've spent most of my life picking up after other people both figuratively and literally. I think we all do.

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever kept in a bathroom?

A tall Argentinian volleyball player.

What’s your biggest mistake that was worth making?

Ending a personal relationship. I'll keep the details between myself and my therapist.

And of course, your favorite expletive upon witnessing a sh*tshow? 

Fuck me