Johanna Pinzler to Donald Trump: "It would be great if you could just exit stage right like a good villain."

How hung over were you on November 9th?
I was teaching until 10pm on Election Day (I don't allow cell phones in my classroom) and did not check the news before I got home.  I thought I would get home to a champagne toast with my husband.  Instead when I got home I found him glued to the tv with a glass of straight up whisky clutched in his hand.  He looked at me and my stomach bottomed out. I watched until midnight.  He stayed up all night.  Don't know if I've ever been less hung over.

Pussy bow or bare arms?
I prefer short sleeves with a low v-neck but politically I will proudly sport bare arms (and a pussy HAT)!

If DT wrote a play for CP, what would it be called?
The Most Tremendous and Least Racist Play Ever Written (in which only the least racist people in the world participate)

Fight back in 140 characters or less...If you knew DT would see your tweet.
It would be great if you could just exit stage right like a good villain.  Go now and we might even let you bow. Seriously go. #andtakepencewithyou

Or

Go already.  The majority of us don't like you.  Please let the door hit you in your fat ass on the way out. Bigly. #buhbye

Any bit of real news your still hoping is fake?
Every day I wish that Hillary had actually won and I've just been in some weird hallucinogenic coma. I also really wish Sessions hadn't become the AG.

Beyoncé or Michelle 2020?
Michelle.  No question. I miss that whole smart beautiful family.

Come see Johanna onstage in Hive Mind, August 28th and 29th at Wild Project!