Robby Weinstein dreams of a world where no one responds to Donald Trump's tweets.

How hung over were you on November 9th? 

On a scale from 1 to 10?  637.

Pussy bow or bare arms?

I don't know what either of those means and choose to remain ignorant.

If DT wrote a play for CP, what would it be called?

Winner! The Donald Trump Story in 72 Parts (Forget the 10-minute Time Limit, Nasty Cherry Pickers.  Nobody Cares!  I Won The Electoral College Bigly.  I Won. Won! Nobody Cares About Your Time Limit!) #Winner! #NastyCP#FreeMelania

Fight back in 140 characters or less...If you knew DT would see your tweet.

I honestly can't think of a tweet that would affect DT.  What if Candidate-DT tweeted and nobody responded?  WouldPresident- DT exist?

Any bit of real news that you're still hoping is fake?

Sure wish Betsy DeVos were not Secretary of Education

Beyoncé or Michelle 2020?

Michelle

Get ready for another year of Robby! Come see him onstage at this year's show, "Hive Mind," August 28th and 29th.