David Caudle is with her...and by her we do mean Ru Paul.

David Caudle, first time CP playwright, on the election, donuts and Deney Terrio.

How hung over were you on November 9th?

I'll get back to you when the nausea subsides.

Pussy bow or bare arms?

Pocket protector.

If DT wrote a play for CP, what would it be called?

Disco Cherry.  (DT is Deney Terrio, right?)

Fight back in 140 characters or less...If you knew DT would see your tweet.

Please please come to my next barbecue.  You're so universally repellant, I'm assuming you work on mosquitos.

Any bit of real news that you're still hoping is fake?

Food items such as donuts do indeed contain many calories despite being shaped like zeros.

Beyoncé or Michelle 2020?

Ru Paul!

Come see David's play, Rescue at Sea, at Cherry Picking's 17th annual Shindig, "Hive Mind," August 28th and 29th at Wild Project.

"Oh that unsuspecting smile."