SH*TSHOW - Limericks!

Our SH*TSHOW is only 3 hours away! While our audience is busy raffle entering and limerick writing, enjoy a sampling of SH*TSHOW inspired limericks below!

There was a site called Ticketmaster

Who claimed they could help fans buy faster

But they sold Taylor Swift

To bots in a grift 

Now my life is a fucking disaster

For summer events, Cherry Picking is leading

New plays launched with love and some reading

And cursing this year will be more than a bit.

With motherfucker, cock, goddamn and shit

So show up and ready your soul for some feeding.

Sometimes it feels like the end of days,

As if we have forgotten our ways,

But for every DeSantis and Marjorie,

There is an Oppenheimer and Barbie,

And at least the UFOs and aliens have come to stay.

A real SHITSHOW was two thousand and twenty-three,

It’s getting hotter and hotter, and world leaders disagree.

Can we please find solutions using hard work and reason-

for a future where the world can endure each season?

If not, the forests will blaze, and we keep boiling the sea.

In ’20 we all made a splash

When we voted to take out the trash

And now three years later

The Orange Dictator

Is back like a virulent rash

This summer when everyone’s striking

To get contracts to their liking

CEOs up on high

Deploy their AI

To keep their own salaries spiking

This summer, like some sort of craze

Smoke blankets our towns in a haze

We can thank climate change

For the inhuman range

Of temperatures feeding the blaze

Why do I take my eyes off you?

Your summer-kissed skin turned black-blue?

Can’t I begin to love myself?

Isn’t it worth my body’s health?

I wait for me to find my bloom.