"Don't fuck with Customs agents," Kevin Jones's rulebook.

What is the most memorable moment from your 18th year?

To be completely honest, I can’t tell you that. But suffice to say it involved handcuffs. However you wish to interpret that…is probably pretty close to what happened.

When did you feel like you became an adult?

There were many false flags on this one. Graduation, milestone birthdays, jury duty… But when I lost a parent, the child in me became a memory.

What is most important rule you follow?

Don’t fuck with customs agents.

What is the worst rule you’ve broken?

Fucking with customs agents.

What rule would you love to break, but haven’t?

I’d love to have more than two cats in my apartment. But my boyfriend says 3 or more makes me a cat lady. Personally I think that horse has left the barn.

Who’s the biggest rule-breaker you know?

My cat, Schuler. He’s the orange one. If you visit me please place all breakable items on the floor.

What rule do you wish more people would follow?

Please stand aside and let the passengers off the train first. No really. Do this. 

Me at 18…. I think I was just trying to get a picture of my hair….