Shelly O, Solange, and Betsey Brown: American royalty.

How hung over were you on November 9th?

I actually did not drink one bit the night of the elections.  I was completely paralyzed on the couch.  My heart was beating so fast and my mind was racing a mile a minute that I didn’t even remember that drinking was an option.  I needed to be unconscious, so I went to sleep.  When I woke up the next day to the news I didn’t need to have had a drink the night before to feel the hangover of a lifetime.  

Pussy bow or bare arms?

Bare arms, no question. 

If DT wrote a play for CP, what would it be called?

Make Plays Great Again by the Best Playwright in the History of Mankind.  Get your tickets now because it’s already sold out!!!!

Fight back in 140 characters or less...If you knew DT would see your tweet.

Today I would say, “Trans people are not a burden, you are.  Please step down and bring your entire administration with you.  Thanks so much for nothing!!!” 

Any bit of real news that you're still hoping is fake?

It’s hard to choose just one…the whole presidency?  But right now I’m really hoping we kill the bill. 

Beyoncé or Michelle 2020?

Shelly O BABY!!! But I love Beyoncé, too.  And Solange.  

"The most beautiful picture ever taken on American soil. I mean, people love this photo. When people saw this photo they gave it a 15 minute standing ovation. Nobody takes selfies like Betsey Brown takes selfies.Believe me. This photo is HUGE."