Kara Cutruzzula has "Eternal Sunshined" November 9th and we wish we could too.

How hung over were you on November 9th?

I’ve Eternal Sunshined that day. No memories that I can recall.

Pussy bow or bare arms?

Greensleeves.

If DT wrote a play for CP, what would it be called?

Treasure of the Lost Lamp: The Sequel.

Fight back in 140 characters or less...If you knew DT would see your tweet.

If the characters of DuckTales could see my tweet, I suppose I’d humbly request that Donald Duck put on some pants.

Any bit of real news that you're still hoping is fake?

Very troubled by these reports that coconut oil is bad for you.

Beyoncé or Michelle 2020?

Rumi 2020! Age is just a number.

Come support Kara in her CP writing debut! Her play, Excuse Me, Mr. Brantley, will be performed August 29th at Wild Project and you absolutely do not want to miss it!

Kara (holding the sign)  near the end of this year's Brooklyn Half Marathon. The promise of impeachment might actually motivate us to run next year!