SH*TSHOW - Dan-Xia Bossard!

19 DAYS TO GO! Dan-Xia Bossard is our fourth blog entry.  Dan-Xia joins us for the first time onstage for CP23. World traveler, brand strategist, storyteller, performer, and actor, Dan-Xia is taking the CP leap and we can’t wait to see her shine in this year’s sh*tshow! Here’s how she responded to our questions:

In your opinion, what’s the biggest sh*tshow of 2023? 

Among many, the ongoing corruption and lack of accountability of certain Supreme Court justices stands out.

What’s your favorite mess to make?

Any kind of mess that involves delicious food, like homemade dumplings!

Can you describe a time when you were left to clean up someone else’s mess?

After college, I was working crazy hours and my roommates came home from partying one Friday night to find me cleaning the apartment because I couldn’t stand the state they had left it in!

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever kept in a bathroom?

A vintage L’Air du Temps fragrance bottle because my mother liked it.

What’s your biggest mistake that was worth making?

Dating a guy who wanted to be saved by a knightess in shining armor.

And of course, your favorite expletive upon witnessing a sh*tshow? 

“Oh, for f*ck’s sake!”